Facts about MOST women #1

~The compliment, insult battle~

Okay,
I'mma break it down for you.
Girls are like this,
you can tell us we're
beautiful, intelligent, stunning, gorgeous, funny, sweet,
attractive, stimulating, sexy, hot and
all that good stuff.

And yes, we'll hear it and
yes, we'll enjoy it even if
we pretend not to believe it
and act all shy.

BUT
here's the scary twist
every guy should watch out for;
the insult.

In a sea of millions of
compliments
everyday,

you say one little negative thing and trust me,
that's what we'll never let you
live down.

Most girls just work that way,
whether you like it or not.

We appreciate the sweet things
you say and it definitely makes us
feel better,
but it's those things
we don't wanna hear that
stick with us
for life.

True story.


~The obsessing game~

Also,
women tend to overthink
things.

Yes,
shocker huh??

We spend hours
analyzing, contemplating, deducting and examining

EVERY LITTLE THING
a guy does.

Really, I'm not kidding.

Just the word 'Hey'
can send us into hours of
endless obsessing.

Why do we do it?
We're not too sure honestly.
But that's women
(for the most part)
and that's just how we do it.
And that's why I think
people say that

relationships come to you when you're not looking;

because most of the time,
you're looking and obsessing
so much
that even two months
without a boyfriend,
it feels like ages.

But when you've got other things
on your mind,
it just kinda creeps up on you.

So ladies, obsess a little less.



Guys really don't mean anything when they say 'hey'